The Wicker Man
Horror • PG-13 • 2006 • 1 hr 42 min
Starring
Nicolas Cage, Ellen Burstyn, Kate Beahan, Frances Conroy, Molly Parker
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One of the funniest films of the 21st century. Cages acting is completely over the top. NOT THE BEES
Finally saw this Cage classic! Not as bad as people say it is.
The BEEEEEEEESSSS... infamously bad. If you indulge in bad cinema this is for you
The one where Nic Cage shouts "Not the bees!" Enjoyable flick, not the best but Cage makes it fun to watch.
Nicolas Cage. Bear suit. Running. Punching old and young women. You be the judge.
It's kind of fun because of Cage but it's definitely not a good movie.
Absolutely abysmal in pretty much every way. One of the worst remakes ever and it’s too boring to be “so bad it’s good”
Watching this was like getting angry bees poured into my eyes
I felt bad for Nick Cage, other than that, this movie is a hilarious flop that falls on its face before the original. Comedy gold.
This is the best definition of trashterpiece. This is an awful movie, but I can't help but love it due to just how terrible it is.
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