Name: Unus Annus
Genre: Reality, Comedy
Cast: Markiplier, Ethan Mark Nestor-Darling, Amy Nelson, Chica Fischbach

Markiplier

Ethan Mark Nestor-Darling

Amy Nelson

Chica Fischbach

A series in which Ethan from CrankGameplays and Markiplier embark on a year long journey starting in 2019, only for it to be completely deleted a year later in a final livestream where they deleted the whole channel while broadcasting live.

Unus Annus

Unus Annus - Post Mortem

The first episode and explanation to the year long series "Unus Annus" explains the purpose, duration, fate, and the hoped outcome for the channel

Mark and Ethan use a variety of sex toys as substitutes for kitchen utensils to make pancakes and a bacon omelet.

Cooking with Sex Toys

Mark and Ethan prepare their bodies for the afterlife with a Neti Pot Cleanse. This horrifying contraption is designed to clear the sinuses through the application of clean water and brute force.

Purging Our Sins with a Neti Pot

The boys chase their dreams of joining Joey Chestnut in the MLE hall of fame.

Hot Dog'd to Death

Sensory Deprivation Tanks allow you to slip away from the noise of reality. The physical world melts away to reveal a deeper understanding of one's self and the world as a whole. But they're expensive. So we made our own.

Making Our Own Sensory Deprivation Tank

Speed Cup Stacking is a time honored tradition enjoyed by thousands across the globe. Mark and Ethan attempt to learn the ways of the cup to see if they can compete in the global cup arena.

The Good Kind of Cupping 🙂

To be clear, Cupping Therapy isn't bad. Mark and Ethan are bad. Cupping Therapy is an ancient healing art that involves vacuums and cups. Mark and Ethan know nothing about it but are committed to trying it for and on themselves.

The Bad Kind of Cupping 😐

It's been 12 Years since a certain video about girls and a cup hit the internet... and it's never been the same since. Mark and Ethan google deep to discover where they are now... Also Mark has never seen it...

The Worst Kind of Cupping 😨

It is inevitable. It is inescapable. Your fate is sealed, Ethan. Run if you must but it's coming for you all the same.

Ethan Will Be Kicked in the Balls

In preparation for the darkness of the void beyond, Mark and Ethan practice doing each other's makeup in a pitch black room. Which one will get mascara in the eye?

Doing Each Other's Makeup in the Dark

Mark and Ethan strap on their baby hands and get straight to their most important job: Saving lives.

Baby Hands Operation

In November of 2019, Mark and Ethan went missing. The only piece of evidence that investigators could find was this tape. Be warned; what you are about to see is disturbing. Viewer discretion is advised.

Mark and Ethan Summon a Ghost

2 Truths and a Lie is a great way to get to know each other! But why not throw waxing in the mix to spice up the recipe? Also Ethan is going to take a bat to Mark's van very soon.

2 Truths and 1 Lie -- Waxing Edition

Poopsie Sparkly Critters are the latest and greatest slime toy sensation. Will they spit or will they poop? This question has been plaguing humanity for all time. Today... we answer it once and for all.

Poopsie Sparkly Critters (a slime surprise...)

Mark and Ethan are ready to celebrate their last Thanksgiving with you! And with Play-Doh! The tasty treat that's fun to play with and not to eat! Don't eat Play-Doh.

Plah-Doh Thanksgiving

As their voices grow higher, Ethan and Mark's friendship grows stronger.

Helium Therapy

These memes are dead. Long gone and long forgotten. But we cherish the memory of these memes by bringing them back from the depths of our subconscious and reacting to each other's interpretations of said memes.

Drawing Memes from Memory

Ethan is a man of many talents. Accents is one of them. Watch and be amazed as he regales you all the accents of the world.

1 Man 100 Accents

A.I. is advancing at an incredible pace and Talk to Transformer is the latest example of Artificial Intelligence being used in new and slightly scary ways. Can this A.I. predict how we will die?

An A.I. Predicts How We're Going to Die

Mummification is the key to eternal life after death. The ancient Egyptians went to great lengths to make the best mummies possible. Now, thousands of years later, with the help of modern technology we have perfected the process.

Mark Turns Ethan into a Mummy to Prepare Him for the Great Beyond

Chubby Bunny is so last decade. We're bringing challenge videos into the 2020s with the Chubby Gummy Challenge. And yes... it's just as gross as you'd think.

The Chubby Gummy Challenge

Hypnosis is the art of suggestion. And in 2019 there just so happens to be professional hypnosis videos for sale on the internet! So we buy one and hypnotize ourselves by reacting to it.

We Buy a Professional Hypnosis Video and React To It

Escape Room... such a simple concept. You are trapped in a room and you have to escape. If you fail, the darkness will take you. Ethan and Mark venture to The Basement in Los Angeles to attempt their most devious escape room yet... THE COURTYARD.

Mark and Ethan Attempt an Escape Room

Following their challenge from "The Good Kind of Cupping🙂," Mark and Ethan failed to reach two million subscribers in less than a week. As part of their bet, Ethan vandalized Mark's van with a bat.

Ethan Destroys Mark's Van with a Bat

The Barrel has left us and is with the great mechanic in the sky... but there may still be hope. Through the power of song, we may be able to bring her back. Upload your video using #RIPTheBarrel in the description and we'll pick the winner one week from now. Who knows, maybe... just maybe, we'll be able to make a miracle happen.

There's Still Hope...

A Viking Funeral is when you send your dearly departed down a river on a boat and then light that boat on fire with a flaming arrow. Probably not historically accurate but neither is our recreation.

Ethan Gives Mark a Viking Funeral

The boys call upon their German heritage to help them stuff the most delicious sausages in the world.

The Great Meat Mistake

Mark and Ethan open their inner eye’s through the power of Acupuncture

Acupuncture Is NOT Painful

We tried to make a sensory deprivation chamber and failed miserably. Now... we go to the real deal. With 1500lbs of salt and a whole bunch of water, you'll float to!

Floating in a Real Sensory Deprivation Tank

Mark reviews Burger King's Impossible Whopper, with Ethan standing behind, waiting to shoot Fischbach in the back with a paintball gun if he were to mention one of the several words written down on a flip chart behind him. Seeing as Ethan shot Mark twice by accident, the two agreed for Fischbach to return the favor at a later date.

Mark Reviews The Impossible Burger But There’s a Looming Sense of Impending Doom

Just 2 bros making nude paintings of eachother in the buff. Nothing wrong with it. Nothing right with it either but that's not the point.

We Made Nude Paintings of Eachother

You blew us away with the incredible music you crafted in honor of The Barrel. Now The Barrel can live on in our memories. All of the participants in this video are linked below. Please send love to them and everyone who made music by searching #RIPTheBarrel

You Made Beautiful Music for The Barrel... But Only One Could Win

Through the power of the Life Straw, Ethan and Mark taste each other's urine.

We Had To Drink Each Other's Pee

Strange noises have been emanating from Mark's basement. He dares not venture down there. He is no fool. But he knows a fool. He knows the most foolish fool there is...

Ethan Explores Mark's Haunted Basement

You helped us reach our goal faster than we ever thought possible. And true to our word, we set out to hand deliver the Golden Play Button directly to one of you!

Giving Away Our 1,000,000 Subscriber Gold Play Button

As an act of friendship, Ethan attempts to calm Mark's stress with a little spa time.

Ethan’s Relaxing and Totally Normal Nail Salon 💅🏼

Mark wants to be immortalized in a sculpture but marble is too expensive and experts even more so. Thus the only options left are a Tape Sculpture and Ethan... what's the worst that could happen? Surely Ethan wouldn't be foolish enough to tape Mark's mouth over so he can't breathe right? ...right?

Taped and Afraid

We're bringing Tier Lists into the 2020s with our Pain Scale to benchmark our most painful experiences.

What Was The Most Painful Thing We've Ever Endured?

In the spirit of giving, we set to work to fill up Mark's sleigh with the help of our good pal JackSepticEye

Donating Toys to Charity w/ JackSepticEye

Like Icarus who came before them, Mark and Ethan fly too close to the sun. Or at least... they attempt to fly. Shoot for the moon and you'll land among the stars. Shoot for the north pole and you'll land about three inches from where you started.

Harnessing Our Dogs' Unlimited Energy

Mark and Ethan attempt to match Santa's insatiable hunger by consuming a mere fraction of the egg nog and cookies that Santa eats every Christmas.

Santa's Mukbang (Drinking 1 Gallon of Eggnog)

In an attempt to complete the circle of life, Ethan turns Mark into Saint Nick.

Forcibly Turning Mark Into Santa Claus Against His Will

Improving our minds, bodies and souls is our #1 priority, so to preserve our temples of flesh even more, we dipped them in wax.

Preserving Ourselves In Wax

In search of a controlled environment to let out their anger, Mark and Ethan visit Rage Grounds in Los Angeles. No bottle, mug, or friendship is safe when the boys get a lead pipe in their hands.

Beating Inanimate Objects to Death

Here at Unus Annus we've already rated our worst Physical Pains... so now it's time to rank our Emotional Pain. Watch with care as we discuss the most traumatic experiences of our lives.

Emotional Pain vs Physical Pain... Which is Worse?

Crucifixion was abolished a long time ago but no one was around to stop us so we took some duct tape and tried to attach each other to the walls and doors. Amy, please don't watch this video.

Duct Tape Crucifixion (Amy, Please Don't Watch This Video)

Mark and Ethan challenge each other to a staring contest. After 10 minutes, Ethan falters, losing to Mark. As punishment, Mark deletes Ethan's "I Want To Believe" video from his CrankGameplays channel.

You Blink You Lose

The Presidential Fitness Test is a benchmark to see if the youth of America are up to the arbitrary standards of fitness set forth by the government. Are we still up to the task? Are we still fit?

2 Grown Men Attempt the Presidential Fitness Test

There is only one RIGHT way to start a new year: By submerging yourself in freezing cold water. #ColdusAnnus

We Took The Polar Plunge

Time has run out. Amy has returned. Will we be able to cover up the evidence of our sin from Amy's eternal peepers?

Hiding Our Sins from Amy's Holy Peepers

Bugs are all around us. Tiny little morsels of nutrition just waiting to be cronched. Would you monch an insect? We did...

We Eat Bugs

A bungee jump is a great way to get an adrenaline rush but it's so expensive! So we decided to make our own DIY Bungee Jump right in our backyard! What could go wrong?

DIY Bungee Jump (please don't try this)

Mark and Ethan go into the deep, dark depths of YouTube in search of the best and worst thumbnails.

We Have The BEST Thumbnails on YouTube and No One Can Tell Us Otherwise

We are perfectly average humans in every single way. But with the power of technology can we BUILD ourselves taller?

Who Can Make Themselves Taller?

SEIZURE WARNING!! What's the opposite of a sensory deprivation tank? A SENSORY OVERLOAD TANK! Ice bath + Eating Garlic + Bath Bombs + Strobe Lights + Air Fresheners + Loud Music + Icy Hot + Megaphone +...

The Sensory Overload Tank

We won't be around forever... so what better way to immortalize ourselves than recreating ourselves as a cursed mannequin? This certainly won't come back to haunt us...

Recreating Ourselves as a Cursed Mannequin

It's finally time to find out who has big brain and who has smol brain.

We Took an IQ Test

Mark teaches Ethan the ways of becoming a man... through hard MANual labor. Little does Ethan know the painful surprise that also comes with growing up...

Ethan Finally Becomes a MAN

Mark and Ethan browse A Better Casket (ABC Caskets) for the most suitable coffin to be laid to rest in, as preparation for their channel's inevitable demise in November of 2020.

Mark and Ethan Go Casket Shopping

For as long as humans have been able to speak, we've been able to lie. But thanks to modern lie detector technology, we can finally uncover the truth.

We Take a Lie Detector Test to Uncover Our Darkest Sins

Learning to Breathe Underwater

In an attempt to fix a hole in the drywall made by Mark in "2 Grown Men Attempt the Presidential Fitness Test", Mark and Ethan pad out the hollow wall with ramen and dissolve its contents with super glue to fill up the gap, in accordance to a life hack YouTube video Mark watched before filming the episode. Every time they apply glue, the video becomes slightly distorted, until the two collapse in an exaggerated manner from inhaling the adhesive substance. The end of the video features a short compilation of all #ColdusAnnus winners.

Fixing Mark's Hole with Ramen but Every Time We Add Glue We Get 5% Closer to God

In an effort to steal his identity, Mark makes a mold of Ethan's face.

**THIS IS NOT A TUTORIAL.** We left out lots of vital information necessary to pull this off safely. If you're interested in making your own face mold, there are many comprehensive tutorials on Youtube that can teach you. Always do your research and have a safety plan in place! Unus Annus!

Mark Steals Ethan’s Face

Mark and Ethan challenge each other to see who can hold their breath the longest, with the round format being best of 5. After winning 3-2 against Mark, Ethan gets to delete one of Fischbach's YouTube videos from the "most popular" assortment.

You Breathe You Die

Salsa is the ancient art of dance whereby the dancers express thoughts and emotions through the undulations of their hips. We attempt to learn the mysterious ways of this sanctified dance.

2 Absolute Beginners Experience the Dancing Glory that is Salsa

What does it feel like to be old? Well now you can find out with our patent-pending geriatric simulator!

DIY Geriatric Simulator

Mark and Ethan sort various life ending scenarios on a tier list to determine which one is most likely going to be the catalyst behind their inevitable deaths. Most of the examples shown in the video are done as a joke, either being heavily exaggerated or unrealistic.

This Is How We'll Die...

Long have men dreamed of eternal life. Walt Disney famously froze himself to awaken in a world ruled by The Mouse. Today we embark on that very same, frosty journey.

We Cryogenically Freeze Ourselves

A Taser is NOT a toy! Do not try this at home. Mark is a professionally trained idiot with people on standby to help in case something goes wrong. This is what it feels like to be hit with a taser or stun gun.

This is What Being Tased Feels Like

Mark and Ethan explore and discuss various YouTube channels that have seen a decline in viewership over the years and whose creators have either went on a hiatus or abandoned their accounts all together.

What Happens When A Youtube Channel Dies?

Mark and Ethan attempt to make a latte. At the end of the video, they announce a contest for their viewers to make their own latte art and submit them under #LattAnnus hashtag. The two announced the winners a week later.

Bad Bad Beans

Hypnotherapy is the art of mental suggestion. This isn't the stage entertainment variety of hypnosis. This is real therapy to help people get in touch with what's bothering them deep inside.

We Hired a Real Hypnotherapist to Analyze Our Darkest Dreams

Mark and Ethan paint each other's bodies. At the end of the video, they announce a contest to their audience to post artwork of their body paintings under #BodusAnnus for them to judge. The winners were chosen in "Nutball: The Most Dangerous Game."

We Turned Our Bodies Into Art

Mark and Ethan learn the inner workings of the wonderful human body

Mark and Ethan Learn About The Human Body

Ethan messed up. He messed up real bad... and now he has to pay. #Lattannus

Mark Punishes Ethan

Eventually, we'll all have to decide what is to be done with our remains once we pass on. How will you be remembered?

Strange (and legal) Things You Can Do With Your Body After Death

Mark and Ethan explore the wonderful world of cheese. Will they succeed in becoming world class cheesemongers, or will their dreams curdle before their eyes?

DIY Cheese

Mark and Ethan attempt to replicate life hacks from do it yourself-style YouTube tutorials.

Hacking The Very Fabric of the Universe

Time never stops marching forward, even for memes. Like a black hole, once memes slip past the point of relevance they fade away into oblivion. Can we can pull them back from the shadows?

Looking at Long Lost Memes

While delving into the deepest pits of the Internet, Mark and Ethan discover the secret to everlasting life

Discovering the Secret to Eternal Life

In an attempt to keep his youth, Mark transform into an E-Boy

Turning Mark Into an E-Boy

Ethan, a god of beauty, looked upon the world of male beauty and found it WANTING. Taking matters into his own, meaty claws, and redefines exactly what it means to be beautiful.

Ethan Redefines Male Beauty

Mark and Ethan turn to a professional to feed their cupping addiction. Fire cupping... facial cupping... acupuncture cupping... where does it end?

Professional Fire Cupping (Going Even Further Beyond)

Mark and Ethan experiment with miracle berries-the fruit that turns sour things sweet. Is there a limit to what these berries are capable of?

An Extremely Sour, Not-at-all Sour Meal

Yes, you read that right. Mark and Ethan learn how to literally eat fire. Don't try this at home...

Literally Eating Fire

While being watched over by the Axe Gods themselves, Mark and Ethan compete to see who is truly the axe-throwing champion

Unregulated Axe Throwing

Testing the limits of the human body, Mark and Ethan lay themselves upon a bed of broken glass. So sharp and so deadly that only the BRAVE and the BOLD could survive its teeth.

Literally Laying On Literal Broken Glass

Mother Nature thinks that she alone holds the power of the elements in her big meaty claws... well what will she think when we CREATE A TORNADO INDOORS?!

Making an Indoor Tornado to Flex on Mother Nature

Mark and Ethan play nutball, a made-up game where the primary goal is to hurl an object across the room in an attempt to hit the opponent's genitalia. Near the end of the video, Fischbach and Nestor announce the winners of the #BodusAnnus contest.

Nutball: The Most Dangerous Game

To become a master of life and death, one must first become a master of the body. A master of movement. A master of mime.

Becoming a Master of Mime

It's perfectly normal to discuss the possibility of how you would murder your friends with those friends and converse in great detail about how you would get away with said murder. We call this the Murder Your Friend Tag haha.

Discussing the Idea of Murdering Each Other but It's Just a Joke and Definitely Not Serious Haha

Mark and Ethan take ClickHole's satirical quizzes centered around death.

Are We Already Dead?

Mark and Ethan pick concealed cardboard cutouts of various prominent people and fictional characters in order to choose one of them as their perfect Valentine's date.

Our Perfect (and last) Valentine's Day

Mark and Ethan play beer pong while wearing Fatal Vision Goggles to visually simulate alcohol-induced intoxication.

Drunk College Party Simulator

Ethan bought Mark some gifts. Mark does not know why. Ethan does not even know what the gifts are. This is a lesson on how not to spend money.

10 Strange Amazon Products Ethan Bought Mark Because He Doesn't Know How to Spend Money Responsibly

The eternal question: what came first? Life? Or Death? Fiona helps guide us towards The Truth.

Chickens Teach Us About Life and Death

The Presidential Fitness test is so 2019... in 2020 it's time for the KING's ROYAL FITNESS TEST!! And we have a special guest to help us out...

3 Big Boys Attempt the King's Royal Fitness Test

Dog's are incredibly intelligent creatures that can be trained to guard your life. We learn about this process and experience what it feels like to have a dog attack us up close and personal.

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