Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant
Adventure • PG-13 • 2009 • 1 hr 49 min
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It’s unconventional approach doesn’t work here
Very disappointing if you've read the books. This movie was adapted in such a comedic way and left out so many of the deeper plot points
A little weird and gothic but teenage angst at its most ordinary potency
Average vampire hunting adventure, watchable
Doesn’t fully succeed in the horror genre or the comedy genre but kinda just becomes stale somewhere in the middle. Reilly is great though.
Starts good but the characters are terrible, the effects are weird and all seems kinda cartoon ish
A fair version of the 1st book in this series by Darren Shan. I tried carrying on with reading more of them but kind of got fed up though!
It's a fucking weird movie but in a good fucking way
what the hell did I stumble upon? This shouldn't even exist
Ugh, I hate to be one of those people that says the book is better but this film is so damn awful, any book is better.
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